My name is irrelevant and I have an intolerance to wool (I don't I lied it's a quote and if you don't get then go away) no! No! I was kidding! Don't go, I think I love you! I'm 15, freckled, owner of 6 cats, enjoyor of food for fat people and am secretly made up of two midgets in a really long coat. If you want to be my friend/secret lover/fellow fangirl then send me some messages or pictures of cats.
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like
[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]