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My name is irrelevant and I have an intolerance to wool (I don't I lied it's a quote and if you don't get then go away) no! No! I was kidding! Don't go, I think I love you! I'm 15, freckled, owner of 6 cats, enjoyor of food for fat people and am secretly made up of two midgets in a really long coat. If you want to be my friend/secret lover/fellow fangirl then send me some messages or pictures of cats.

alexa-gamboa:

That ladies and gentlemen is the face of regret. (x)

moraniarty:

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

(Source: anti-social-cave)

Ben Wyatt: Human Disaster

(Source: karens-gillans)

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

(Source: redeyesandturntables)

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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adventuresofcesium:

remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop

(Source: jesus-frankenstein)

blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

philsmom:

CAN WE JUST BRING THIS BACK FOR A SEC.

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

Female BAMFs Throughout History

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni)