My name is irrelevant and I have an intolerance to wool (I don't I lied it's a quote and if you don't get then go away) no! No! I was kidding! Don't go, I think I love you! I'm 14, freckled, owner of 6 cats, enjoyor of food for fat people and am secretly made up of two midgets in a really long coat. If you want to be my friend/secret lover/fellow fangirl then send me some messages or pictures of cats.
So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I met up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit.
that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet
sometimes i really like humans
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom